A Mole Like No Other: Chapter One

The Morning of His Life

For as long as he could remember, the mole had been in the box. Dark and stuffy, tightly packed with old things that nobody wanted anymore: mismatched building blocks, cars without wheels, battered ballet shoes, torn books and bright plastic toys that came free with children’s magazines. His nose – and a very sensitive one, if you must know! – was pressed against a smelly football boot. His body was squashed by a big yellow tractor.

Sometimes the mole had vague memories of another life – the bright light of day, sounds of laughter, fast moving cars on the wide roads, people’s faces, unbroken toys and sweet-smelling flowers. But they were hidden so deep in his mind that he couldn’t be sure whether this life had actually happened or he’d only imagined it.

The only other creature he could make out in the box was a small soft dinosaur to his left – still and unresponsive, probably believing itself to be completely extinct and ready to fossilize.

Fortunately, the mole knew better. His eyes were used to the dark and his mind was canny. He was resolved on viewing his life in the box as a hibernation (in simple words, a long winter sleep, but, you see, the mole did not fancy simple words and would never use a short word where a long one would do). He believed that there were better things in store for him and patiently waited for them to happen.

And one morning his patience was rewarded!

In all honesty, he didn’t quite know what time of the day it was, for it was always dark in the box. But as this was the moment his adventures started, he decided to call it “morning”. “The Morning of my Life” was how he referred to it ever after.

That morning the mole woke with a jolt. The box was rising up! It shook from side to side, forcing the mole’s nose so tightly against the smelly football boot that he could hardly breathe. He held his breath for as long as he could, and, when he couldn’t hold it any longer, he gasped. To his surprise, his ever-sensitive nose picked out some freshness in the air that brought a welcome relief from the smell of the old boot.

From this limited information the mole deduced that the box had been taken outside. Then it fell, landing with a ‘thump’ that pushed the yellow tractor an inch or two deeper into the box, pinning his body down even more firmly than before. But the mole didn’t care.

‘It’s started!’  he thought, excitedly. ‘Things are going to change!’

Nothing troubled him anymore: the darkness, the stuffiness and the tightness of the box were now unimportant. Things were going to change! His adventures had begun!

The mole heard the thud of a heavy lid above his head, felt a sharp rumble beneath the box and they began to move.

The journey was short and soon the box was picked up again, carried into a place filled with many voices, positioned on a firm surface and –

OPENED!

At that moment the mole felt glad that his eyes were tiny and set deep inside his coat – for the light that filled the box when it was opened was unbelievably bright, much much brighter than he had ever remembered or, indeed, imagined.

While he squinted, gradually becoming used to the light, the things in the box around him started disappearing, picked out one after another by a pair of hands. The mole wiggled desperately, trying to get a better view, but the yellow tractor held him firmly in place and the smelly football boot kept his head in an awkward position, preventing him from seeing much.

All he could do was wait and listen.

“C’mon, Lorna!” the mole heard a boy call. “Hurry up, the fair has already started.”

“Don’t you tell ME,” replied a girl in a squeaky voice that sounded familiar. “I told YOU we were gonna be late. It was YOU who went upstairs for one last box.”

“Just wait until I sell all my stuff and make way more money than you!” shouted the boy and the mole heard the sound of a scuffle.

“You two!” a new, older voice interrupted. “You behave or you’ll get no money to keep, neither of you, I’m telling you now!”

The mole lay in the box and couldn’t wait to be picked out. When the dinosaur disappeared, he felt a little sad that he hadn’t had the chance to say “Hello” or “Goodbye”, but the next moment these thoughts vanished and he felt elated as the hand pulled the smelly boot away from his face.

‘Fresh air!’ thought the mole, taking a big breath.

Next – what joy! – the yellow tractor was lifted off his chest. The sense of weightlessness and freedom was so overwhelming that when, in turn, he himself was taken out of the box, his head was spinning, his heart singing and he believed he could fly!

Alas – Lorna’s squeaky voice brought him crashing back to earth far too soon.

“Mum, do you think anybody would want to buy this ugly old mole?”

“Ah,” the girl’s mother waved her hand dismissively, “put him on the table all the same. You never know what people might fancy. We are definitely not taking anything back from here! You either sell your stuff, or it goes into the bin, mark my word!”

For the first time on this glorious morning the mole’s insides were gripped with fear. The girl didn’t like him! She thought him so ugly and repulsive that she didn’t even want to place him on the table. A faint memory came to him, of a long time ago, in the life he wasn’t sure he’d had, life before the box, when this very girl had described him with these very words – “an ugly old mole” and thrown him into the dark corner under her bed.

What if she was right?

What if nobody wanted him?

What if nobody would even look at him?

What if, at the end of this wonderful day, this day full of light and sound, this day of high hopes and great expectations, he would have to go back into the box and spend the rest of his life there?

Or worse still…

What if he were left in this hall and, after everyone else went home, thrown in the dustbin with the other rubbish? 

Meet Moley

Meet Moley, the main character of my new book for kids ‘A Mole Like No Other’.

‘A Mole Like No Other’ is available on Amazon Worldwide.

UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mole-Like-No-Other-ebook/dp/B08T8RVLM1/

USA: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08T8RVLM1/

Australia: https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/product/B08T8RVLM1/

Canada: https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B08T8RVLM1/

Germany:

Little Horsted author makes best seller list in Amazon categories

Uckfield News, Tuesday, March 2, 2021

A book written by Little Horsted author Julia B. Grantham has become a best seller in five categories on Amazon.

The categories include safety for children, and books for house and home for children.

Julia’s book, A Mole Like No Other, is a children’s story book focusing on the adventures of a cuddly toy Mole, who is bought by his new owner at an Easter Fair. 

The book is set in an English country house with a traditional garden. But behind all this tranquillity, challenges and even dangers, await the characters. 

Humour

The story is told with humour and explores many life lessons and values such as being brave, safety, helping others and responsibilities. The book also introduces the concepts of counselling with children.

The fictional book has reached an audience as far afield as America and Australia, with many fans following ‘Moley’ on his Facebook page.

Julia lives with her husband and son in Little Horsted along with two cats Moley, Owlie, and also the toys which make an appearance in the book.

Garden

There are ducks and pigeons in the garden, chickens across the road, as well as squirrels, pheasants, and deer, who visit often and who may also make it into a book one day.

Julia is a trained medical doctor and therapist. She touches on her career in the book so as to demystify the concepts of counselling, “Mrs Richards….was a counsellor…patients came to her for help and advice every day,” says the narrator. 

Julia hopes this aspect will open up conversations with young children about the concept of counselling, as well as therapy sessions at a time when children’s mental health and wellbeing are so profound.

Schools and libraries are invited to take part in Zoom read-a-long sessions, where Julia will read parts of the book and introduce children to cuddly Moley – complete with his high-vis jacket on.

The Grand Promenade, Bath 2017

Looking for Elizabeth: “Welcome to my humble abode” – A Stay at Hunsford Parsonage

First published in JALF online journal: Pride and Possibilities

ON OUR SEARCH FOR HUNSFORD PARSONAGE (TEIGH OLD RECTORY), MY HUSBAND AND I SET OFF FROM LEICESTER ON A BRIGHT SUMMERS DAY. AS WE MADE SLOW PROGRESS ALONG THE NARROW COUNTRY ROADS, THE SKY ABOVE BECAME DARKER AND DARKER BY THE MINUTE.

Just as we reached Hunsford’s gates, the skies ripped open and a full-blown storm crushed down on our heads with all its might. I jumped out of the car, trying to find a bell by the gates, but my efforts were in vain – there was no bell.  We didn’t dare to open the gates ourselves and bring the car to the yard in front of the parsonage, so we abandoned it in the deserted street and ran to the front door, covering our heads with our hands – a gesture of habit rather than practicality.

The door had a bell! Indeed, I remembered it from the episode where Mr Darcy walks away after his ill-fated first proposal.  Now it occurs to me – could they have such a bell-button in 1814? I am curious about it now, but, of course, when we were standing there in the rain such trivialities did not even remotely enter my head – I pressed the bell-button hoping that the owner of the parsonage would be waiting for us inside. Once, then again, and again… to no effect.

Believe me, only the sense of wet-through desperation made us eventually push open the front door and let ourselves into a tiny vestibule with a bench, some coats and wellington boots, and further doors to both sides. To our cries of “Hello?”, the only answer was a loud cheerful barking of a dog somewhere within the house, who, judging by the displayed vocal enthusiasm, must have been a Jack Russell.

I pushed the door on the right open and… I was in Mr Collins’ dining room. The glass cabinets on either side of the fire, the windows overlooking the driveway (“I expected at least that the pigs had got into the garden…”) – my breath stuck in my throat. I WAS at Hunsford Parsonage! But I stepped back and pulled the door shut – I still wasn’t a proper guest there, but an intruder, who hadn’t made herself known to the owner of the place.

The door on the left led us into what looked like a present day dining room, but I recognised it at once as the Parsonage’s entrance hall. It was also empty, but for the joyful voice of the Jack Russell (“he’d better be one”, I thought, after I started referring to him as such) that was coming from the room next door. “Hello?” shouted my husband with all the might of his lungs, and a figure emerged from the dark passage at the far end of the room.

She was a slender lady, with grey hair neatly cut, rubber gloves on her hands and water all over her clothes.

“Oh, hello,” she said brightly. “I was trying to clear the pipes. With this terrible rain everything is flooding and water gets all over the place.”

That is how we met Victoria.

All in all, it was a promising start! Three wet shirts – my husband’s, Victoria’s and mine – but no Mr Darcy in sight. Good job I was not looking for him – I was looking for Elizabeth.

While my husband ran back to the car to get my bag, Victoria gave me a key to my (Elizabeth’s!) room, pointed up the staircase – “neither too steep, nor too shallow” – and with the words “you know where you are going, I better go and change into something dry”, sent me on my way.

I climbed the stairs with Mr Collins’ voice singing in my ears every step of the way, and found a door on the right that led into a small landing with another door – and there it was. A “very pleasant room” with a very special closet. (By the way, if you watch that episode again, you will notice that Mr Collins opens the wrong door! Elizabeth’s room is on the right – and that’s how I always imagined it – but in the series he opens a door straight-ahead.)

Naturally, the first thing I did upon entering the chamber was to go straight to the famous closet and fling its door open. “Shelves in a closet! Happy thought indeed.” Alas! Only one shelf survived the years, and upon mature consideration, I found it a good thing too. For Lady Catherine’s kindly bestowed solicitude in the matters of interior design was terribly impractical. Shelves in the only closet in the room might at the time have seemed to her like a bold innovative idea in home planning, but, pray, where was a young lady travelling alone supposed to hang her coat and gowns? Of course, if only Lady Catherine had ever learned the art of home decoration, she would have been a true proficient (and so would Anne), but we all know that she never took the trouble. And poor Elizabeth was left to struggle with all these shelves and no hanging space.

Soon my husband arrived with a suitcase, wished me a pleasant stay, and rushed back to find his way to Leicester before dark, where he and our son were staying. This stay at Hunsford Parsonage was for me only – my birthday present from him.

I changed into dry clothes and went to explore the house. I remembered that the Rectory’s website mentioned “the parlour” and I couldn’t wait to see it.

It was only a few steps down from the door of my room to the next landing. I opened the door slowly – and my jaw dropped. Literally. Later, I tried to replicate that look in a selfie, and, I think, I managed to do it just fine –  the emotion of seeing that room for the first time stayed with me for a while and that mouth just didn’t want to shut.

Charlotte’s small parlour… perhaps, the most important room in the whole story – the place of the ill-fated but pivotal first proposal, Lizzy’s rebuke, her tears and Mr Darcy’s agony. It was right in front of me – with its wallpaper and the fireplace, the corner display cabinet and two windows overlooking the garden – all there, empty, mine to enjoy. Needless to say, I spent the rest of that rainy afternoon in the parlour – moving from seat to seat, trying to experience the room from every angle, taking picture after picture, trying to satisfy my desire to take it all in, to become – if only a tiny part – of that story myself.

In the evening, with the rain not showing any intention to stop, Victoria asked me what I was going to do for dinner.  My head was too full of much more romantic ideas and no thought of food entered it at all. “I’ll walk to a local pub,” I replied carelessly, only to be told that there were no pubs within an easy distance, especially in such weather. Being a kind hostess, Victoria offered me a bowl of soup made of tomatoes from her own garden with some bread and wine and we spent a pleasant evening in the dining room that had been used as Mr Collins’ entrance hall in the series. Remember? “My dear, the time. – Oh, my dear, why did you not say before?”

We talked of the village life, the church which the rectory stood next to, of visitors who come to stay at Victoria’s B&B – either on their own, or with the Classic British Drama Tours (@classicbritishdramas) – and, of course, of the days when the iconic BBC adaptation of ‘Pride and Prejudice’ was filmed here in 1995. Apart from Lizzy’s room, the parlour, the staircase and this dining room (playing “the hall”), the filming crew used the library as a breakfast room, and the garden and the driveway outside for many scenes of people arriving and departing from the parsonage. In the parlour, Victoria had a photo album with many unique pictures from the filming, new for me, and I enjoyed perusing it after dinner.

The next morning was bright and cheerful, with no sign of the storm of the previous night.

Myself and two other guests of the B&B gathered around the table downstairs for breakfast, after which they went for a long walk. Victoria decided to drive to the shops and I was left in the house entirely on my own. I walked around the garden, visited the church, and sat in the parlour to await my husband, practicing “you find me all alone this morning, Mr Darcy” under my breath. When my husband and son arrived to pick me up, they found me bearing the solitude very cheerfully.

But it was time to go and, of course, I was sad to leave my “very pleasant” room with its one and only closet, and the small parlour with its instantly recognisable wallpaper. To cheer me up, my husband agreed to do a “Mr Darcy” in the corner of the parlour’s sofa, and – with this photo on my phone – I left the parsonage feeling quite content with my situation.

To book your own stay at Hunsford Parsonage visit: http://www.teighbedandbreakfast.co.uk/ and ask for Lizzy’s room.

Enjoy!

© Dr Julia B. Grantham – Blogger and admin of ‘Elizabeth Darcy’ Facebook page

Mr Darcy’s Guide to Pemberley

A new book by the Master of Pemberley himself is available for pre-order now at https://gumroad.com/pemberleybooks

Release day announced as 1 October 2017. The book is coming to Amazon at RRP of £25 + p&p. Secure your copy by pre-ordering for £20 + p&p only.

With beautiful watercolours by Miss Georgiana, maps researched and drawn by Mrs Darcy and detailed description in Mr Darcy’s own words that guide is an amazing opportunity for every reader to visit Pemberley and be welcomed by its owners as a dear and distinguished  guest.

 

Looking for Elizabeth

From here you can find your way to various pages related to Jane Austen’s favourite heroine, Elizabeth Bennet Darcy.

I’ve been writing Elizabeth’s diaries on Facebook for many years. They follow her life “in real time”, only 200 years ago. In these pages all the dates correspond with our current date, 200 years back. If you are reading it on 5 September 2017, in Elizabeth’s world it would be 5 September 1817… Very easy to follow.

First page I created was called ‘Elizabeth Bennet Darcy’. It had over 28,000 followers and it is still available on Facebook: ELIZABETH BENNET DARCY 

The new page was started in December 2017, when Elizabeth and Mr Darcy expected their first child. You can follow it here: ELIZABETH DARCY on FACEBOOK 

To read all the posts on this blog related to Elizabeth Bennet, CLICK HERE